The First 100 Days

Every blog and news service seems to have printed their idea of what Obama will, should or could include in his agenda for his first 100 days in office.  A quick review of these suggestions and ideas shows that nobody really knows what Obama will make a priority, at least not in specifics.  Yes, he will deal with the economy, the war in Iraq, the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, abortion, and so on.  But does anyone really have a clue what Obama is likely to do?  I do.  I'm fairly certain that he will try to accomplish the following agenda items:

*  Move the nation's capitol to Hawaii

*  Add three new continents to the world

*  Convert the Fox News Channel to another Home Shopping Channel specializing in items from Illinois, including available Senate seats

*  Convert the Lincoln Bedroom into the Clinton/Obama marijuana room

*  Change the Department of Homeland Security to the Department of Hip Hop

*  Close Guantanamo Bay and convert it to a Planned Parenthood Theme Park

*  Require all Pastors in all Churches to say the words "Not God Bless America; God D*** America"

*  Pardon Blago; Appoint him to the Supreme Court

*  Replace all Wal Mart shoe departments with Mini-Mosques.

*  Reprint all Bibles, replacing the name "Jesus" with the name "Obama"

*  Shut down this blog and all of "The Usual Suspects"

*  Require all members of the Armed forces to be Gay

This is only the short list, of course.  But you watch.  It's going to happen.