Wu-Tang clan member, "Method Man" was arrested today for tax evasion after failing to pay almost $33,000 in personal income taxes, according to a press release from the district attorney's office in New York's Staten Island.
The rapper, a Staten island native, turned himself in to police and was later charged with two counts of tax evasion. If found guilty, he could face up to four years as a cabinet member in the Obama administration.
Upon hearing the news, Timothy Geithner called the artist and recommended Turbo Tax for future returns. Tom Daschle simply muttered the word "Amateur" when he found out that the amount delinquent was less than $100,000. Other cabinet members we laughing and winking at each other when the press release hit the White House.