Since the left considers Obama to be The Messiah, I guess that makes tomorrow "Obamamas." Yes, tomorrow we celebrate the birth of Barack Hussein Obama who was born on August 4, 1961 in Kenya ... er, Hawaii.
Stores should remain open late tonight so that we can do our last minute Obamamas shopping. If you haven't put up your Obamamas tree, you should do that as soon as possible.
Tomorrow, Obamaians everywhere will celebrate Obamamas with the traditional Pork dinner with all the trimmings. Afterwards, they will settle in and watch Michael Moore movies.
Let me be the first to wish you all, "Happy Obamamas."