Thursday, July 2, 2009

Unemployment In America

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).



After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), John sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA).

As he was watching, he wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT...



MADE IN KENYA.

6 comments:

Sue July 2, 2009 at 4:33 PM  

LOVE this post! Would love to link to it...

conservative generation July 2, 2009 at 9:32 PM  

I guess we are the world's employers.

My Thoughts July 3, 2009 at 7:27 AM  

YES! Wanda does SUCK.. LMAO..

Pamela D. Hart July 5, 2009 at 11:47 AM  

Oh that's funny, yet not. Do we make anything anymore except whiners with their hands out?

Southern Drawl July 5, 2009 at 5:48 PM  

Totally agree with Pamela on this one!!!

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